Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Keywords

Latest topics
» Fandom fear
Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:34 pm by Fairy_Mochi

» Throw an Object at the Next Poster
Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:59 pm by MoonwalkingPanda

» Eddsworld Thread
Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:56 pm by MoonwalkingPanda

» *crashes in with fandoms in tow*
Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:53 pm by MoonwalkingPanda

» Cookie Game
Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:10 am by MoonwalkingPanda

» Birthday Thread
Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:21 am by MoonwalkingPanda

» Christmas 2014: Snowball Fight!
Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:05 am by MoonwalkingPanda

» Fairy's misc. sketches
Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:14 pm by Fairy_Mochi

» Keep, Sell, Bin
Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:03 am by MoonwalkingPanda

» Christmas Thread 2014
Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:00 am by MoonwalkingPanda

July 2018
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031    

Calendar Calendar


Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival

Go down

Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival

Post  Fairy_Mochi on Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:49 am

(I came up with this while watching Friday the 13th movies.)



Clonewalski’s Tips For Horror Movie Survival


I’ve watched many horror movies in the time since I came into existence. And played games that horror movies were based off of. So I think it safe to say that I’m knowledgeable enough in the genre to give some tips on how to survive a horror movie situation if you should ever find yourself in one.


1: Don’t scream. That’s how the killer finds you.

2: Don’t fornicate. The fornicating couples always get killed. Plus, you really shouldn’t being doing that till after you’re married.

3: Weapons. Get some.

4: That thing about safety in numbers? It’s true.

5: Don’t punch a zombie. It doesn’t work. Unless you’re able to punch a hole in it’s skull. Then do so. It’ll save ammunition and look really cool; though it will be messy.

6: Don’t be a bully/jerk. Bullies/jerks always get killed, and no one really mourns their deaths.

7: Fire is your friend….

8: ….as are explosives.

9: If you’re a teenager and reading this, then I’m sorry. I’ll pray for your sad, sad soul. Teenagers die like flies.

10: If the monster that is after you is someone like Freddy Krueger or Jason, uh, you’re on your own. You’ll just have to improvise with characters like those.


Good luck! Here’s hoping that you live to see another day!


_________________
Austria: What? You're going to unify now? fine! Unify your faces off!




[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
And my reasons are...um...hmm....



(Insert theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly as two computer hackers square off in a parking lot.)
Hardison:
Chaos. I heard you were in jail. Guess I was wrong.
Chaos: Hardison. I heard you suck. Guess I was right.

avatar
Fairy_Mochi
Secretary Marlene
Secretary Marlene

Join date : 2012-08-30
Posts : 636
Location : In the kitchen
Humor : Help me Tom Cruise! Use your black magic to save me!

Roleplay characters
Name: Lucy

Back to top Go down

Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival

Post  2nd Lt. NYC on Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:42 am

Whoops. Because I'm a teenager. I'm going to die like a fly! XD Just kidding. But really. Nice survival tips. I'm going to stock up on weapons and explosives anyway.


Last edited by 2nd Lt. Skipper12a on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:21 am; edited 1 time in total

_________________
Norway: Good point. I knew you could be intelligent once in a while, bror.
Denmark: HEY!
-HetaOni: Nordic-Baltic Eight
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Norway: You're still sulking about that?
Iceland: I told you, I'm not!
Norway: Ja, still sulking.
-HetaOni: Nordic-Baltic Eight
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
TURTLES.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Kowalski: Good golly, you're vomiting everything but the kitchen sink!
*Rico horks up the kitchen sink*
avatar
2nd Lt. NYC
Commander Skipper
Commander Skipper

Age : 19
Join date : 2012-06-15
Posts : 690
Location : No I'm not in Barcelona what are you talking about
Humor : ENGLAND SANK MY INVINCIBLE ARMADA... in Battleship. R.I.P Invincible Armada.

Roleplay characters
Name: NYC (my persona :P)

http://penguinsunited.forumotion.net

Back to top Go down

Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival

Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:43 am

Thanks for the warning! I'm going to be a teenager on 11th January.

_________________
Oh hey look it's the one admin that's never really on this site lol
avatar
MoonwalkingPanda
Lieutenant Kowalski
Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 18
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

Roleplay characters
Name: Krys

Back to top Go down

reply

Post  mostar1219 on Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:55 pm

I think it was already noted from "Total Drama Island" that you shouldn't fornicate or you'll die.

_________________
[img][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][/img][i]Mostar Out![You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [/i] [img][You must be registered and logged in to see this link.][/img]
avatar
mostar1219
Major Maurice
Major Maurice

Age : 20
Join date : 2012-09-21
Posts : 313
Location : My own little mind. although, it's influenced by the outside world.
Humor : They say I'm insane. Well, insane is the NEW sane!

Roleplay characters
Name: Monique Star

Back to top Go down

Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival

Post  Fairy_Mochi on Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:53 pm

mostar1219 wrote:I think it was already noted from "Total Drama Island" that you shouldn't fornicate or you'll die.


I've never watched Total Drama Island. But I do watch a lot of horror movies. Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm St. being my two favorite series.

_________________
Austria: What? You're going to unify now? fine! Unify your faces off!




[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
And my reasons are...um...hmm....



(Insert theme from "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly as two computer hackers square off in a parking lot.)
Hardison:
Chaos. I heard you were in jail. Guess I was wrong.
Chaos: Hardison. I heard you suck. Guess I was right.

avatar
Fairy_Mochi
Secretary Marlene
Secretary Marlene

Join date : 2012-08-30
Posts : 636
Location : In the kitchen
Humor : Help me Tom Cruise! Use your black magic to save me!

Roleplay characters
Name: Lucy

Back to top Go down

Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum