How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
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How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
You know how this goes.
1) Leave a trail of ketchup all the way to the bathroom...
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1) Leave a trail of ketchup all the way to the bathroom...

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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
2. Pick up a display phone in the Electronics Department and then keep repeating "Can you hear me now?"
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
3. Move a WARNING: WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
4. Go to the pharmacy and demand your medication in a loud voice. Though you don't have any. When they tell you that you don't have any yell that it's racial discrimination.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
5. Hide in the clothes rack and when someone passes by, yell out PICK ME! PICK ME!
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
6. Walk up to a worker whose wearing a blue vest and ask them if they work there repeatedly.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
8. Open up candy bags and then throw the candy at people.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
9. Take the happy face stickers and start covering people completely in them.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
11. Scream, "TARGET IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WALMART!"
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When you feel an anger wiggle,
Calm it with a jolly gig-gle!
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Hide it with a smile disguise! ♫ ♪
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
12. Run around the place with a jar of dirt, yelling/screaming "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!"
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
13. Grab a swimming pool noodle, hide in a large toy bin, and jump out whenever you hear someone come near, shouting, "I AM THE NOODLE NINJA!"
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
Riarra. WIN. JUST. WIN. XDDD
14. Start rolling any balls down the isles and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
14. Start rolling any balls down the isles and say, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
15. Find a couple who have a baby and ask them which isle they got it in.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
16. Run into the store dressed in a metallic, futuristic-looking jumpsuit with a large, cartoonish laser gun prop (for extra points, bring a jetpack prop as well) and ask the first employee you see if they saw which way Hitler went.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I nearly peed myself laughing reading that you two.
17. Hack into the PA System and play the Smurfs song repeatedly throughout the store.
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17. Hack into the PA System and play the Smurfs song repeatedly throughout the store.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
18. Bring a bag of googly eyes and stick them on the models on hair dye packages.
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Re: How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
19. Run around the store singing 'I GOT A JAR OF DIIRT!' Throughout the store.
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