Interview With Penguins
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Interview With Penguins
Cutezee_Penguin on Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:55 am
M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are you doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do you play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will you do?
S: Lady, I don't think you want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say or else.
M: *eye even wider* Or else what?
S: Or else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's move on to your next question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask questions and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what you mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your previous supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do you consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do you think you would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. Next question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five minutes later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that answers my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do you admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is more admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made you interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! You will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. You wouldn't believe the crazy day I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do you get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did you leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do you mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
I would like to thank Peacebaby7 (fanpop user) for co-writing this with me.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are you doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do you play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
------------------------------------------------------------
M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would you refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will you do?
S: Lady, I don't think you want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say or else.
M: *eye even wider* Or else what?
S: Or else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's move on to your next question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask questions and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what you mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are you willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
------------------------------------------------------------
M: What would your previous supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do you consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do you think you would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when you helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. Next question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five minutes later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that answers my question.
-----------------------------------------------------------
M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do you admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is more admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made you interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! You will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. You wouldn't believe the crazy day I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do you get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did you leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do you mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
I would like to thank Peacebaby7 (fanpop user) for co-writing this with me.
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Re: Interview With Penguins
MoonwalkingPanda on Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:19 am
Hahaha! The penguins would definitely do that!
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Re: Interview With Penguins
2nd Lt. NYC on Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:40 pm
We could do more interviews! That wold be hilarious. How about we all do up an interview of our own? Roleplaying it over PMs or chat would be fun.
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Re: Interview With Penguins
Fairy_Mochi on Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:35 pm
2nd Lt. Skipper12a wrote:We could do more interviews! That wold be hilarious. How about we all do up an interview of our own? Roleplaying it over PMs or chat would be fun.
Yes! That would be great. And might even make it more random.
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mostar1219 on Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:22 pm
Oh yea, i almost forgot PB had something to do with that. does she know that that is on here? Also, wait a minute, penguins don't perspire, so how can Kowalski sweat like crazy?
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Re: Interview With Penguins
Cutezee_Penguin on Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:43 pm
I don't think Pb7 knows.... And as for the sweating, it's possible with a cartoon show. 
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We will help you to stay calm.
When you feel an anger wiggle,
Calm it with a jolly gig-gle!
And when your blood starts to rise...
Hide it with a smile disguise! ♫ ♪
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mostar1219 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:53 pm
It's even said in that certain cartoon show that penguins don't perspire.Queen_PlzAndThk_U wrote:I don't think Pb7 knows.... And as for the sweating, it's possible with a cartoon show.
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