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Clonewalski's Candy Wonderland: An Advertisement

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Clonewalski's Candy Wonderland: An Advertisement

Post  Fairy_Mochi on Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:58 pm

(Don't ask me where I came up with this; I honestly have no idea. I DO know where the candy weapons came from though. That came from talks in the chatbox.)




Clonewalski’s Candy Wonderland: An Advertisement




Come down and see Clonewalski’s Candy Wonderland; a place like no other.

“If there is a way to combine the might of SCIENCE with the deliciousness of CANDY, then by golly, I will do so,” proclaims the mad genius who has created this fabulous world.

See! The bubble gum tree orchards. With orange, strawberry, and watermelon flavors hanging on branches, just waiting to be plucked and chewed.

See! The peppermint bushes. Actual peppermint swirls grow on the bushes. The smell is fresh and minty.

See! Rows and rows of vines filled with jelly bean pods containing every flavor imaginable; and a few that aren’t.

See! The geese that lay chocolate eggs. That’s right; real 100% pure milk chocolate.

Is this fantastic world of sweets a land of peace, you may think? Why, heck no! Clonewalski has come up with several candy based weapons in case war ever breaks out. Candy dispenser guns; both small firearms and larger semi-automatics. And Pop Rocks grenades. Those will certainly give the enemies a deadly, yet tasty, surprise.

All this, and more, at Clonewalski’s Candy Wonderland! Come visit today! And don’t forget to stay for the candy-crusted fish fry. Yum!



WARNING: Those with diabetes shouldn’t visit Clonewalski’s Candy Wonderland for obvious reasons. Clonewalski’s Candy Wonderland is not liable for any damages to visitors health and/or lives. You have been warned.


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Post  Cutezee_Penguin on Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:33 pm

Nice! XD I'd SO go if that place we're real! I can just imagine myself skipping down a candy lane path, picking bubblegum off tress and putting it into my basket. Razz

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Post  2nd Lt. NYC on Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:02 am

And here I am feeling a pretty strong sense of déjà vu... Oh yes, it was all over our minds whenever it was just the two of us over the chatbox. It was my idea for orange and strawberry gum, heh heh. Oh yes, I hope you didn't forget the candy canes; it's going to be Christmas next month!

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Re: Clonewalski's Candy Wonderland: An Advertisement

Post  MoonwalkingPanda on Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:00 am

Did you have to make me drool Clonewalski? XD I can see it now...

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