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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:10 am

Welcome to...
The Kowalski, Options Game!



In this game, you give a situation and then say "Kowalski, options!" The next poster will give you a crazy option and then say their own situation. Here's an example...

*Player 1*
I can't find the remote for my TV!
Kowalski, options!

*Player 2*
We'll tare your house apart, until we find it!

I don't want to go to work tomorrow!
Kowalski, options!

...And that's how it goes! Now, here's the first one...

Hey, I can't find my keys! Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

Roleplay characters
Name: Krys

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Post  Fairy_Mochi Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:15 pm

Shake down the local key maker and have him make you new keys.


We're out of milk!
Kowalski, options!
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Join date : 2012-08-30
Posts : 636
Location : In the kitchen
Humor : Help me Tom Cruise! Use your black magic to save me!

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:42 pm

Don't worry, I have a milk making machine here-- *machine explodes* OH FOR NEWTON'S KNICKERS!!!

(xD)

NATURE!!!! IT'S ALL OVER ME GET IT OFF!
KOWALSKI, OPTIONS!!!!!!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Name: Krys

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Post  Cutezee_Penguin Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:42 am

Stop, drop and roll!

I lost my contact lenses! Kowalski, options!
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:54 am

Find your way to a glasses store and steal a pair!

I Lost my Brain! (xD) Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  Cutezee_Penguin Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:59 am

Let me make you one! Just give me five minutes....

The penguins have teeth now! Kowalski, options!
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:29 am

Ah let us be, what could possibly be the bad side of all this? *realises* Oh right. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE DENTIST IS AFTER MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Skipper is a human! Kowalski, options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  mostar1219 Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:12 pm

I'll make an antidote to change him back. in the mean time, he can take the opportunity to commence Operation Sneaky Pete on the humans.



The loveulazor made everyone attracted to the intellectual penguin. Kowalski, options.Laughing
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Major Maurice
Major Maurice

Age : 26
Join date : 2012-09-21
Posts : 313
Location : My own little mind. although, it's influenced by the outside world.
Humor : They say I'm insane. Well, insane is the NEW sane!

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:45 pm

Kowalski: Uh oh...

Me: *unaffected* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!! *runs*



Skilene's kids from the future have arrived into the present penguin habitat! Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  SkipperStark Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:55 pm

Give me an hour, i'm pretty sure i can rebuild the Chronotron!!!

Skipper is a girl and Julian keeps trying to ask her out! Very Happy
Kowalski, Options!!!
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Age : 29
Join date : 2013-04-13
Posts : 4
Location : Antartica
Humor : Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:40 pm

(Welcome to the forums SkipperStark! Very Happy)

Just hang in there Skipper, you'll be a boy again in no time.

Marlene's gone feral INSIDE the zoo and is attacking everybody! Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  Riarra Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:28 am

Someone throw her over the wall so we can see what happens. If she isn't fixed, point her at one of our recurring villains and let her loose.

The ghost of Theodore Roosevelt is haunting my bathroom! Kowalski, options!
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Corporal Eggy
Corporal Eggy

Age : 26
Join date : 2012-09-30
Posts : 79
Location : Maryland, US
Humor : "SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO HIT THINGS WITH A COAT HANGER!"

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:37 am

Pfft. Ghosts don't exist. It's probably some joke by one of your siblings in order to AHHH A GHOST!

(XD)

The penguins have turned into lemurs! Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  SkipperStark Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:41 am

to quote your tag-
SWEET MOTHER MERCY TAKE COVER!!!!

Rico glued himself to his bunk by accident, Kowalski, options!
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Join date : 2013-04-13
Posts : 4
Location : Antartica
Humor : Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:49 am

Kowalski: Now If we can just remove him by the gluteus--

Skipper: Aw forget it. Rico, go and blow it.

Rico: Oo-hat. *hacks up bomb*

(I'm going to do some utter random scenes here. XD)

I just found out I died! Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  Riarra Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:26 pm

I recommend a visit to the local dark wizard to see if he would be willing to resurrect you.

If it turns out that he only deals in zombies, would you like to donate your body to science (aka me)?



There's a mysterious mushroom-eating plumber in my house who won't leave! Kowalski, options!
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Corporal Eggy

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Join date : 2012-09-30
Posts : 79
Location : Maryland, US
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:16 am

Just leave a trail of Mushrooms towards the door.

My neighbours are evil purple dinosaurs! Kowalski, Options!
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Join date : 2012-08-26
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Post  Fairy_Mochi Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:58 pm

Might I suggest setting them on fire? (Cookies to anyone who guesses the song I'm referring to.)

Nick seems to favor Rabbids over Penguins. Kowalski, Options!
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Posts : 636
Location : In the kitchen
Humor : Help me Tom Cruise! Use your black magic to save me!

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:30 pm

Pfft, they're rabbits, we can always just put carrots in front of them and bribe them to leave nick and put us back!

We've lost Engine One and Engine Two is no longer on fire! Kowalski! Options!
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Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:08 am

Just because I love bumping up ancient games.

OH MY GOD IT'S A MIDGET HYDRA! KOWALSKI! OPTIONS!
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Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
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Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  2nd Lt. NYC Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:10 am

(Just jumping on the revived bandwagon here. Panda you sure like bringing the midget hydra into every single chance you have XD)

A WHAT?!

The personification of England is drunk in my backyard! Kowalski, options!
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Join date : 2012-06-15
Posts : 690
Location : No I'm not in Barcelona what are you talking about
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:58 am

(Hey, I always keep one locked up with me in pocket when needed. XD)

Just knock him out and let him have his hangover in his room. 

There's a bomb in my basement! Kowalski, Options!
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Lieutenant Kowalski

Age : 24
Join date : 2012-08-26
Posts : 1085
Location : Moonwalking forever across the fandoms and the universe...
Humor : Yes, I look similar to a genderbent Eddsworld Character. It's a thing.

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Post  Fairy_Mochi Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:38 am

Quick, get Rico to eat it!

I have too many ideas for video games! Kowalski, options!
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Post  MoonwalkingPanda Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:26 am

I suggest writing them down and getting them to life one by one.

Kowalski's lab is on fire! Kowalski! Options!
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