Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival
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Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival
(I came up with this while watching Friday the 13th movies.)
I’ve watched many horror movies in the time since I came into existence. And played games that horror movies were based off of. So I think it safe to say that I’m knowledgeable enough in the genre to give some tips on how to survive a horror movie situation if you should ever find yourself in one.
1: Don’t scream. That’s how the killer finds you.
2: Don’t fornicate. The fornicating couples always get killed. Plus, you really shouldn’t being doing that till after you’re married.
3: Weapons. Get some.
4: That thing about safety in numbers? It’s true.
5: Don’t punch a zombie. It doesn’t work. Unless you’re able to punch a hole in it’s skull. Then do so. It’ll save ammunition and look really cool; though it will be messy.
6: Don’t be a bully/jerk. Bullies/jerks always get killed, and no one really mourns their deaths.
7: Fire is your friend….
8: ….as are explosives.
9: If you’re a teenager and reading this, then I’m sorry. I’ll pray for your sad, sad soul. Teenagers die like flies.
10: If the monster that is after you is someone like Freddy Krueger or Jason, uh, you’re on your own. You’ll just have to improvise with characters like those.
Good luck! Here’s hoping that you live to see another day!
Clonewalski’s Tips For Horror Movie Survival
I’ve watched many horror movies in the time since I came into existence. And played games that horror movies were based off of. So I think it safe to say that I’m knowledgeable enough in the genre to give some tips on how to survive a horror movie situation if you should ever find yourself in one.
1: Don’t scream. That’s how the killer finds you.
2: Don’t fornicate. The fornicating couples always get killed. Plus, you really shouldn’t being doing that till after you’re married.
3: Weapons. Get some.
4: That thing about safety in numbers? It’s true.
5: Don’t punch a zombie. It doesn’t work. Unless you’re able to punch a hole in it’s skull. Then do so. It’ll save ammunition and look really cool; though it will be messy.
6: Don’t be a bully/jerk. Bullies/jerks always get killed, and no one really mourns their deaths.
7: Fire is your friend….
8: ….as are explosives.
9: If you’re a teenager and reading this, then I’m sorry. I’ll pray for your sad, sad soul. Teenagers die like flies.
10: If the monster that is after you is someone like Freddy Krueger or Jason, uh, you’re on your own. You’ll just have to improvise with characters like those.
Good luck! Here’s hoping that you live to see another day!
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Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival
Whoops. Because I'm a teenager. I'm going to die like a fly! XD Just kidding. But really. Nice survival tips. I'm going to stock up on weapons and explosives anyway.
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Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival
Thanks for the warning! I'm going to be a teenager on 11th January.
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I think it was already noted from "Total Drama Island" that you shouldn't fornicate or you'll die.
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Re: Clonewalski's Tips For Horror Movie Survival
mostar1219 wrote:I think it was already noted from "Total Drama Island" that you shouldn't fornicate or you'll die.
I've never watched Total Drama Island. But I do watch a lot of horror movies. Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm St. being my two favorite series.
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